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A one of a kind figural humanoid sculpture, carved by hand from local yellow birch and (literally) topped off with large salvaged nails. He kindof looks like this emoji -> 😨




Because... why not?




The freshly-cut yellow birch wood used in this sculpture was collected during tree pruning on our property in Downeast Maine. The wood was carved and shaped using hand tools while green. The nails were salvaged from an antique barn in Ellsworth, Maine. The surface of the sculpture features wabi sabi cracks from drying and lots of handtooled surface texture.


The sculpture is partially covered with the original bark and moss and is left unfinished, so it should be handled with care to protect the delicate surface.






About 2' tall by 9 1/4" wide by 7" deep.




You will receive the exact sculpture as in the photos above.



  • Processing time

    Most items ship in 1-3 days. Packages are insured, whenever possible.  We use recycled and biodegradable packing materials when shipping our creations.


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Images by Rusted Pulchritude + Jennifer Bakos Photography